some great advice...
- Write your thank-you notes on Christmas afternoon.
- Dress up for air travel.
- Eat a small salad with every dinner.
- When cracking open a blue crab, start with the candlestick.
- Sleep in.
- Never talk during Seinfeld.
- Wear lipstick. (One can always use a little color.)
- Never date a man who doesn't read.
- Add mayonnaise to your grilled cheese (before grilling).
- Always maintain your own checking account.
- Don't say the F-word too much, or it loses its power.
- Go to church.
- Never pair baby blue with brown.
- There is a Rolling Stones song to suit every occasion.
- If tired, depressed or otherwise blue, take a walk.
- Never put Jack Daniels in egg nog.
- When speaking to a customer service representative, be friendly.
- Work.
- Don't keep bad friends.
- Cheese and crackers are a perfectly acceptable dinner.
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