weekend report one...

Nick went with his friends to Paragoul to buy liquor as Jonesboro is a "dry" county.  Matt asked him to bring back Tanqueray, tonic and a lime.  Nick came back with Tanqueray and no tonic or lime. 
Nick's response to Matt's frustration...
"Matt, this is Arkansas, not Chicago!"
(The liquor store where Nick buys whatever is a drive-up and I have never gone in or drove through it as I am a bit scared!)