brian:  It's almost your birthday.
nick:  When is mom's birthday?
brian: On the 28th.
nick:  What day is the 28?  I hope it's not Thursday.
brian:  It's Tuesday.
nick:  Good because I would have been upset if it was Thursday.
me:  Why?
nick:  I want to go and watch the Hawk game with my friends.
me:  Oh, I'm glad it's not Thursday then, too.
Whatever...